May 2013
khajiduh:
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
flowercrownharry:
imagine harry in a pool shirtless and soaking wet and tan
now imagine yourself whacking him with a pool noodle until he cries
largebeard:
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
This Just In
musicalmelody:
brahmsandpanties:
Scientists say the main reason why Pluto is no longer considered a planet is because Holst did not include it in his suite.
This is actually a truth I can accept.
Watchsailorkunt:
HELP
rabioheab:
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
3 tags
I think I’ll do my French project on Finding Nemo
duckdeflated:
duckinflated:
christoph-waltzed:
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
Watchsapphirebones:
jaacknasty:
Probably the best 6 seconds ever.
i fucking lost it
circumcisions:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
katkinkat:
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
